Matilda: Adopt me, Miss Honey! You can adopt me. Harry Wormwood: Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! Matilda: One second, dad, I have the adoption papers. Zinnia Wormwood: What? Where'd you get those? Matilda: From a book in the library. I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox.
Harry Wormwood: Are you in this family? Dinner timne is family time. What is this trash you're reading? Matilda: It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. It's called "Moby Dick" by Herman Melville. Harry Wormwood: Moby what? This is Filth! Trash! Matilda: It's not mine! It's a library book! Harry Wormwood: I'm fed up with all this reading! You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! Now sit up and look at the TV.
Harry Wormwood: Where'd all this come from? Matilda: The library. Harry Wormwood: The library? You've never set foot in a library. You're only four years old. Matilda: Six-and-a-half. Harry Wormwood: You're four! Matilda: Six-and-a-half!
I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison.